Tuesday, October 16, 2012

One more thing...


  1. Blood work
  2. Fitness Consultation
  3. Nutrition Consultation
  4. Sign Pre-op Paperwork
  5. EKG
  6. Pay in full (10/24)
  7. Start pre-op diet (10/24)
  8. Pre-op physical (10/26)
  9. Stop taking all medications (11/1)
  10. Start Hibiclens (11/4)
  11. Pick up post-op meds (11/5)
  12. SURGERY DAY (11/7)
  13. Post-op Follow-Up (11/14)
  14. First Fill (12/7)

Dear EKG Technician Lady, 

I sincerely apologize for the 4 months of unshaven leg hair that you had to navigate to place two of your leads. I was unaware that a heart test required the use of my cactus legs, but in the future, I will be more prepared. 

You deserve a raise. Especially for helping me with hair removal when you ripped off the stickers and took a nice square-inch-sized spot of hair with you. 

Love, 
Me

3 comments:

speck said...

LOL

I bet she liked pulling those stickers off! lol JK

Sandra

Anna said...

I know! I apologized profusely and she handled it very professionally. But still, SO EMBARRASSING!

DiZneDiVa said...

I am having my gastric bypass on November 13th, so we will be WLS buddies. I had a lapband for 2 1/2 years, but I had it removed and am being revised to bypass.