Alternate Title: "Scenes from Mommyland"
Alternate Alternate Title: "I'm A Sucker For a Good Tagline"
Scene: Bubbers is laying on his changing table, I'm undressing him to give him a bath. He loves it when you make a big deal out of pulling off his socks one at a time.
Me: "Uno sockie! Dos sockies! Dos sockies. I don't always wear socks, but when I do, it's dos sockies."
Stay thirsty, my friends.
Not dead yet.
3 hours ago