(Here for the Party - Gretchen Wilson)
Who: You! (And Me, too)
What: The start (or continuation) of a healthiness journey
When: Today, tomorrow, and for the rest of your life
Where: Anywhere you wish! (Some bad ideas include a comfy couch, a favorite fast food restaurant, or the bottom of a bag of Cool Ranch Doritos).
Why: Because We Like You! No, really, because you deserve to live the best life you can.
How: Sit on a bike, Eat better, Sleep more, Procrastinate being lazy, Make Excuses for why you can't give up.
Come join the party!
P.S. Half way through writng this post, I thought it seemed familiar. And then I remembered that Jack Sh*t posted something similar earlier this month. Jack, please consider this un homage to you.
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