Hi, Koo!

Excuse my fat ass
Unfortunately flabby
Did I sit on you?

Diets are no fun
I hate counting calories
And moving my ass

I'm running 5ks
And trying not to throw up
It's so not pretty

Rabbit food is gross
But ultimately low-cal
Suck it up, you wimp!

Conquering my weight
Hard, but not impossible
Willpower would help.